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A friend of ours sent an email with this, it made me laugh! Thanks, Chuck and Tracy for sharing this :-)!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
~ David Bissonette ~

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~ Sacha Guitry ~

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~Socrates~

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
~Anonymous~

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?'
~Dumas~

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraph with me.
~Sigmund Freud~

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
~Anonymous~

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
~Sam Kinison~

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
~James Holt McGavra~

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~Patrick Murra~

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
~Nash~

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~Anonymous~

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~Henny Youngman~

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~Rodney Dangerfield~

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:

"Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
~Anonymous~

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
~ Anonymous ~