This is for all wives and mothers

What she did not do!

A man came home from work and found his three children outside,
> still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and
> wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
> The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the
> house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found
> an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was
> wadded against one wall.
> In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the
> family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
> In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on
> the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the
> floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was
> spread by the back door.
> He quickly headed up the stair s, stepping over toys and more piles
> of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that
> something serious had happened.
> He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the
> bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more
> toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and
> toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
> As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in
> the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and
> asked how his day went.
> He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'
> She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come
> home from work and you ask me what I do all day?'
> 'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.> She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'
-Priceless -