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Thursday, June 11, 2009

How to Ask Your Boss for a Raise

One day an employee sends an email to her boss asking for a salary raise:

Dear Bo$$:

In thi$ life we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih

The next day the employee received this reply from her boss:

Dear Marian:
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

John Young


Clarissa said...

hahahahaa!!naloka aketch!!\(^0^)/

Sweetiepie said...

hahahahahhaa perti ka dako sa akong katawa sa imong post. at first perti nako ka seryos nagbasa, and at the end perti nako katawa saking gyod akong tiyan!

Dana Telco said...

Old joke, but still funny.

Joops said...

hahahahah clever one!

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