How Fights Starts Between Husband and Wife?

This are the lists of some situations showing how fights start between husband and wife...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'dust.'

And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0
to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she
sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took
to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I
hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'Oh, my gosh!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took
my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

A woman is looking at herself in the mirror. She is
not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I
told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.

and then the fight started.....

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....